The real definition of insanity from The Wrong Dictionary

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Innocuous Tweet Ignites Raging Twitter Controversy

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Offensive: RT @willconley777: Innocuous tweet.

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Innocuous tweet.

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@willconley777 Inquisitive question for clarification?

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@garpu Value-neutral response intended to pacify and shirk responsibility.

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@willconley777 Veiled passive-aggressive insult.

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@garpu Genuine compliment intended to arouse feelings of guilt.

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Fucking offensive tweet.

 

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@willconley777 Howls of histrionic faux outrage.

 

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@oddnoc War metaphor, dismissive tone.

 

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@willconley777 Outrageously stretched analogy with Hitler or Nazism.

 

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@oddnoc Sudden reversion to dubious statistics.

 

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@willconley777 [A third party invokes Godwin's law.] Public passive-aggressive unfollow.

 

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@oddnoc Negative opinion of grapes.

 

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@willconley777 Insulting pun containing the neologism "grapist".

 

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@oddnoc Accusation of waffling; aspersions of pancaking.

 

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@willconley777 Infantile repetition of playground taunts in all caps. Probably one mentioning rubber & glue.

 

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@oddnoc Statement of termination of the conversation. Ensuing statement continuing the conversation.

 

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@willconley777 implications of illegitimate parentage

 

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@oddnoc Pronouncement of personal relationship with religious deity. Mention of fornication in regards to opponent's own person.

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@willconley777 Rife with typos: Insane drunken threats. Public wondering that one's opponent does not understand one's powers and skills.

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Note: These tweets were embedded using SocialDitto, a really cool service created by WebProNews partner and PHP developer (and nice guy and professional) Dale Smith of iEntry, Inc. but that I trashed a few posts ago. Hey, I always promise to be honest; I never promise to be correct! :)

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