Investigator. Instigator. Integer. Inexorable information integrator. Invokes insurrection in your face. Insouciantly inconsistent inker. Incroyable!
Since 1999 I have made a living writing everything from hard journalism to hard sales copy to haiku, contributing to publications like the National Journal, Art New England, Salon.com, the Houston Chronicle, the Good Men Project and This Blog Rules.
People also like it when I blog on their websites or write their website copy for them. I happen to like doing that too, which is a mindblowing coincidence, plus it lets me eat.
I swear sometimes. For example, "Oh, fer shucks sakes, then." Did I mention I grew up in Minnesota? The people are adorable, but it's so fucking cold there, so I left. So now I live in New Hampshire, which is perfectly reasonable in some alternate universe, probably.